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Your wife wants a diamond for her birthday, and you get her
a Diamond Stealth Video Card.
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You're in bed, making it, and it reminds you of how it must
feel to be a floppy disk going into your new drive.
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You know what PPP, SLIP, HTML & FTP mean...but damned
if you can remember your wife's maiden name.
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You sit in front of the tv...trying to type at a keyboard.
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You "right click"....on your wife's nipples.
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The "cute name" for your member has changed to "Joystick"....and
you hold it the same way.
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You find out that Hemorrhoids aren't THAT painful, as long
as you're on the 'Net.
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When someone yells out "What's for supper?" you do a search
for SUPPER.COM.
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Whenever your wife mentions "protection", you remind yourself
that you gotta get a keyboard protector.
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You suspect there's a virus in your mashed potatoes.
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