• You dance and it makes the band skip.
• You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
• You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
• You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
• You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
• You could sell shade.
• Your blood type is Ragu.
• You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.